BREAKING: THE USA IS SWITCHING TO METRIC!

I do think it's a little ironic that so many of their arguments center around calling a nation of 350 million people arrogant while presuming to tell them what markings should be on their rulers, from the other side of the planet. And I've poked a little fun at that in the past. But truthfully, I can see how people who don’t understand how fractions work may be afraid of a combination square with strange markings on it.